u r dad u tory bstrd

one piece of tory bollocks that made me laugh over the last few days was the report that David Cameron had been alerted to his baby's birth by text message. Seriously if you were a woman going into labour and you needed to contact your husband you would want to know that he had got the message and that he was able to come to the hospital - in other words you would give him a fucking phone call. I believe that the report that Cameron heard by text is probably part of the somewhat embarassing campaign to make the Tory boy look cool.