Friday, February 16, 2007

An Ode to Hazel Blears

Hazel Blears will announce shortly whether she will stand for deputy leader of the Labour Party. She argues that a lurch to the left "will help David Cameron". Well, I coulda written a post criticising her for being a foolish right-wing non-entity, but here's an ode instead.....

Hazel Blears/
all the cabinet consider
their careers/

The rest of us
do not fret about
a lurch to the left/

What you say would
still be wrong,
even if
you set it to song/

Indeed it would confound
Cameron/
If you were deputy, the man from
Eton
Would surely say, "Bring it on"!

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