Lord Turnbull was issued with a writ today for defamation of character. Joseph Stalin’s lawyers said that their client was incensed with comparisons with Brown. “Brown is no Stalinist,” said the 127 year-old Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili. Mr Stalin went on to say “I saved the world from Nazism. What has Brown achieved? PFI! What I say matters in the world. When Brown speaks about ‘neoclassical endogenous growth theory’, people laugh! Is that a sign of a leader? Brown is weak. I am strong. Brown fiddles and is indecisive when it comes to leadership. I strike with an icepick. Did you hear that, Turnbull? An ICEPICK.” A writ was also served to Mr Clark Kent. “I am the ‘man of steel’,” said Uncle Joe. “The man in tights is an impostor,” he fumed.
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The pic is good as old Joe is pointing at someone probably saying: "Ere comrade, bit closer, and another thing I am better looking and much more charming than that bleedin' tosser Brown. The birds...opps... I mean female comrades adore me. Ok, I'll accept he may be a taller but that geezer aint no oil painting. These bloody upstarts. Who's the daddy"!
We will get complaints!
Ahh all this nostalgia for Koba.
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